My Christmas Carols

    Rewriting the words to songs is fun, and it's even more fun when you're a kid who has read a lot of old books and can come up with some cool words to use(I also use some not so old words, so have no fear). And so I have prepared a list of my Christmas renditions for your entertainment, enjoy.
   

                                                                              Oh Chemistry(Oh Christmas Tree)                            

            Oh Chemistry Oh Chemistry!

                     Your formulas confuse me;

          Oh Chemistry Oh Chemistry!

                   Your formulas confuse me;

             There's phosphate, and phosphide

                     And when I got my test I cried

           Oh Chemistry Oh Chemistry!

                   Your formulas confuse me!

                                                        

Jeans that are tight (Silent Night)

Jeans that are tight, don't fit right            

Your gold threads, full of might

I'll deny that I've gained any weight

Put more cookies on my plate

Please don't split on me

Please don't split on me

                                                  

                       

 

  My Homework is a Mountain(Go Tell it on the Mountain)

My homework is a mountain

piled on the chairs and to the ceiling

My homework is a mountain

A load that can't be borne.

                                    

  My Hair is curled(Joy to the World)

My hair is curled until I sleep     

And then it gets messy    

I toss and turn within my room

And now it is frizzy

And now it is frizzy

And now and now it is frizzy

          

Just Look at that Stranger(Away in a Manger)

Just look at that stranger no shirt o'er his head

His abs and pectorals are awesome I said

The girls in the room looked up with a sigh

His abs and pectorals are wonderfully nigh.

 

What time is this(What Child is This)

What time is this upon my clock

I think I may still be sleeping

The numbers say its ten fifteen

And that means I should be leaving

You, you will miss your class

Now your friends will give you sass

Haste haste to be on time

You can no longer tarry. 

I hope this has given you some holiday cheer, I know it has made me feel more peace on earth and goodwill towards men.Especially Just Look at that Stranger, because happily it was based on a true story.I didn't put a picture in for that one, because it couldn't do justice to the inspiration for that carol. So I shall leave you with something just as wonderful. Happy Holidays!